Future birfday! And a chilling reminder that chimpanzees will maim you and everyone you’ve ever loved. Apparently, in the far-flung future, I will be morbidly obese somehow.
Anyway… I was gone for a little while. And now I’m back. Hi!
Justin F’s illustrations and nifty doodles
Future birfday! And a chilling reminder that chimpanzees will maim you and everyone you’ve ever loved. Apparently, in the far-flung future, I will be morbidly obese somehow.
Anyway… I was gone for a little while. And now I’m back. Hi!
My friend Alexis enjoys the horrible, awful trashiness of the horrible Dr. Phil and his horrible wife Robin (who, to me, looks like an even more grotesque version of Darla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer). I hope she enjoyed her special holiday painting!

Shadow Weaver, another villainous character on the old He-Man/She-Ra cartoons, takes a day off from her treacherous sorcery. And, yes, like the previous painting I’ve taken the silly portrayal of females on Saturday morning cartoons to its most absurd extrapolation. I gave this holiday painting to my friend Jonny. Click for the big version!
In this followup to the previous painting, Evil-Lyn (Skeletor’s right hand lady and enemy of He-Man) busies herself around Snake Mountain in this holiday painting I made for my best buddy Shawn. And yes, I’m taking the sexist portrayals of women on Saturday morning cartoons to its most ridiculous extreme.
For my friend Hutch’s holiday painting: proof that even Skeletor, Master of Evil, cannot avoid the charms of the horrible Fluffy Army. Also, welcome to 2009!